Today is Winnie the Pooh Day
. Other than being amazingly cute all of the time, I am not exactly sure what Pooh did to have Pooh Day. If that's all it takes to have a day declared in your honor, I should have a YEAR.
Anyway, when I was small and tiny, I used to have a ton of Winnie the Pooh stuff. I think I even had Winnie the Pooh wallpaper or something with rainbows. My mom likes to say that's why I turned out to be a massive homo. I am okay with that. It's almost like how He Man Made Me Gay
Since today is the day to talk about all things Winnie the Pooh, let us pit them against each other in a battle royale of popularity, cuddles, and cute.