LoL JK everyone! Let's get the obvious things out of the way - like how it's Tuesday and how it's also 9/11 and how Twitter is full of things like "Bless 'Merikuh" and "Ne'er 4Get", so on and so forth. I am not as much of a bunghole as I might seem, I swears it. I am sad that a lot of people were lost on that day and you know what, I am not really going to get into everything else because well, I'll probably seem like a butt. I will leave you with this, though:
Dale Gribble: America Lover
So here I am, sitting on the internet (that's actually not possible), reading posts that make me mad. Maybe it's just me. Most of the things that I read make me feel like I am stewing in a briny broth of angry soup, churning and bubbling over in my pot of uneasiness that's covered with a heavy "should I feel this way?" lid. I don't know why, sometimes I just get mad at things. I'm not like, super angry or anything like, so don't worry.
Me on internetz
When I get angry, I get very passive aggressive. I am not sure why. It probably has something to do with my childhood and the whole, "bury your feelings deep inside your tum tum until it hurts" lessons that my dad taught me as a child. I got over that and now I kind of just eat my feelings (mmm pie) and I sometimes form snarky brain thoughts and plaster them on the internet when I've had too much red wine. This is what I've become.
Dale-ing with it
You might be asking yourself, "What does all of this have to do with the Question of the Day?" Well, let me tell you. LET ME LIVE!
One of the only other trending topics that I saw on Twitter was this one: #WordsISayWhenImMad, so that's what we shall talk about. You can tell us about the last thing you said when you were upset, something you always say when you're mad, or just how you feel whenever you are upset.
IDK why this is here - I just like it so DALE WITH IT
I can't even remember the last time I was really mad. I don't get mad or angry really. Like I said, I just say snide things, eat pie, and then I feel better. Probably this happened the other day, though. I maybe said some pretty dumb stuff to a friend because he was being a butt and I wasn't having it and then I think I sent him cat pictures to ask in my strange way "Are we cool?" He replied with "LoLz" so then everything was better.
Now it's your turn. I think I have typed enough for today. I really feel like I've done my internet therapy for like, the month, so there. Are you ready? HINT: YES. GO!
What words do you say when you're mad?
What do you do when you get angry?