El Rich
Buzznet's Official Lesbian Cat Burglar

There's Always Money In The Banana Stand

For all of us that worship at the church of Arrested Development, this Sunday can't come any sooner. Praise be to Netflix, which heard the…
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El Rich May 22, 2013

My Prom Was A Disaster: Expectation Versus Reality

YOU GUISE: Is it even prom anymore? Is that still happening? I can't even really remember my prom because it was dumb and I didn't…
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El Rich May 21, 2013

International Day Against All Kinds Of Phobias: A How To Be Nice Guide

If there has ever been a day where posting this GIF has ever been more appropriate, today would be that day: JSYK, I totally go here. Today…
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El Rich May 17, 2013

My Favorite People Turned Into Super Heros

As you all probably know, we here at Berznert love music. Why? Simply stated, #MusicRules! It is the soundtrack of our lives and basically any…
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El Rich May 16, 2013

I Heard Star Trek Is Disappointing & The Question Of The Day

It's not that I am into Star Trek so much, it's just that I don't have a lot to write about today and I am…
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El Rich May 16, 2013

Hot Or Not: Celeb Blingee Party

Sometimes I don't know what to do with the internet. There is so much going on with it all the time that it can become…
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El Rich May 15, 2013

#FitchTheHomeless & The Question Of The Day

Howdy Buzznet! Today as I internet, I seem to notice that not much is happeining (YET). I do, however, think that something awesome happened a while…
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El Rich May 15, 2013

Question Of The Day: What Cheers You Up?

Sometimes in life, many lemons are given to you. It's not that lemons are bad, they are just sour and tart and maybe that's why…
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El Rich May 14, 2013

Question Of The Day: Spring Love

Is it spring where you all are? I know some of you live in places where the seasons aren't the same as my seasons, so…
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El Rich May 13, 2013

Question Of The Day: Something You're Tired Of Doing

Happy Friday, internet! Happy Friday indeed. This week has been really weird in that I have not had to work my other job and so…
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El Rich May 10, 2013

Throwback Thursday: The Buzznet Edition

Happy Thorsday, y'all! First, thanks for everyone that decided to play along this week. Y'all are awesome! You are the $5 bill in my pocket that…
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El Rich May 09, 2013

Question Of The Day: You Will Not Be Taken Seriously If....

Today in nothing's happening, there's this fun hash tag happening over yonder on the Twitter: #YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf Mostly it's a lot of tweets with people saying things like…
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El Rich May 09, 2013
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El Rich
  • WHERE EVER MY BIKE IS, THAT'S WHERE I AM CA, US
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  • Member Since: 2007-04-20
  • Relationship Status: Bride of Christ
  • Orientation: None Of Your Business
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Children: I Don't Want Kids
  • Education: Some College
  • Occupation: Dream Weaver

About Me:

I just work here.

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I dont watch T.V